the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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