so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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