But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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