Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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