their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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