This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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