watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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