so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
