i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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