I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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