oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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