Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
