yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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