do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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