it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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