problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
