sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
God, I missed his penis.
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