accomplished twins. life is a go
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I lost the right to judge tonight
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
