He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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