i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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