there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You can't just leave with hair like that
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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