I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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