I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize