This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
