STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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