"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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