Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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