how can u be prego again
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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