Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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