And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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