This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
no, he came in my armpit
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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