Non-Jews are for practice
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Randomize
