When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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