we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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