Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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