Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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