so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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