We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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