babies were throwing up all over the place
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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