I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I think I died a long time ago.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
