check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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