Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
