The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
