Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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