If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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