This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
it's like heaven, but drunker
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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