You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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