so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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