pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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