I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
