windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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