I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
he just fucked me for my cheese.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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