birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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