question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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